Amy Poehler & Tina Fey

Sex: Females

Breed: Chinchilla

Age: 1.5 years

Live from the Chinchilla Habitat… it’s Amy Poehler & Tina Fey!

Looking for a comedy duo that will quietly steal your heart? Meet Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, two bonded 1.5-year-old chinchillas who have perfected the art of being adorable from a safe distance.

These girls are still a little camera-shy (or… people-shy), so don’t expect them to jump into your lap for a cuddle session just yet. But every great sitcom needs a slow-burn friendship, and these two have already revealed the secret to winning them over: snacks. Offer them a treat, and they’ll happily come collect their payment like the tiny professional comedians they are.

Amy, with her beautiful tan coat, brings the sunny “yes, and…” energy, while brown-coated Tina is more of the dry-wit type who quietly observes everything before making her move toward the treat jar. Together, they’re the ultimate Weekend Update on cuteness.

Watching them bounce, dust bathe, and chatter with one another is better than binge-watching your favorite comedy series. They’re happiest together and are looking for a patient family who understands that trust takes time—and that bribery with treats is a perfectly acceptable love language.

If you’ve been searching for a pair of hilarious leading ladies who are equal parts sweet, fluffy, and just a little bit dramatic, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are ready to headline your home. No ticket required… just treats.