Calico Critter

Sex: Spayed Female

Breed: Harlequin Mix

Age: 3 year

Hi there! I’m Calico Critter — but my friends (and future forever family) call me Cali. I may not come in a tiny box with miniature furniture, but I am a real-life version of the cutest toy you’ve ever owned. 🎁💅

I’m a sweet, litter-trained lady with a soft spot for head pats, snacks, and judging you (lovingly) from my hidey house. I’m basically the deluxe collector’s edition: limited-edition looks, deluxe snuggles, and fully functional poops-in-one-spot technology. 💩✔️

Unlike those plastic Calico Critters, I don’t need a dollhouse — just a nice setup with room to hop, flop, and live my best bunny life. Though let’s be honest, I would look amazing on a tiny pink sofa. 💖🛋️

I enjoy:
🫖 Quiet teatime vibes (with parsley instead of tea)
🛁 Looking like I just came from the most luxurious rabbit spa
📦 Rearranging my hideout like it’s HGTV: Bunny Edition
🍓 Snacking like it’s my job (because it is)

If you’re ready for a sweet, snuggly roommate who won’t redecorate your actual walls (as long as you keep the chew toys coming), I might be your perfect match.

Adopt me, and let’s turn your home into a real-life Calico Critters playset — starring YOU as my personal butler/snack servant. 😌🐾