GloZell Green

Age: 3 months

Breed: Domestic Shorthair

Gender: Spayed Female

Meet GloZell Green… and before we begin, we have one very important question: “Is you okay? Is you? Good, ’cause I wanted to know!”

Named after the legendary YouTube queen herself, GloZell is a larger-than-life personality trapped in the body of a cat. She may not have eaten a spoonful of cinnamon (thank goodness), but she will inspect everything you do with the same level of dramatic concern. She’ll be there… mostly to judge, but also because she cares.

GloZell believes every room deserves a grand entrance. She has perfected the art of appearing out of nowhere as if she’s filming her next viral video. Expect random zoomies, dramatic flops, and plenty of facial expressions that seem to say, “Excuse me… explain yourself.” She’s sweet, hilarious, and always seems to have something to say—even if it’s just a very opinionated meow. Whether she’s supervising your daily activities, demanding snacks with Oscar-worthy conviction, or simply existing in the funniest positions imaginable, life with GloZell is never boring.

So if you’re looking for a cat who will keep you laughing and make every day feel like an internet classic, GloZell Green is ready for her biggest audience yet. And one last thing… Is you adopting? Is you?

*Please arrange pickup within 2 business days of online adoption*