Slim Jim

Sex: Male

Breed: Corn Snake

Age: 15-20 years

🐍 SLIM JIM: LEGENDARY NOODLE, SEEKING RETIREMENT HOME 🐍
Species: Corn Snake
Age: Somewhere between 15 and 20 (basically a senior citizen in snake years, but don’t tell him that)
Vibe: Skittish at first, chill once held, extremely food-motivated

Do you dream of owning a sentient piece of spaghetti with eyes? Great news: Slim Jim is here, and he’s ready to slither into your heart (and probably under your couch if you’re not watching closely).

Slim Jim is a long, handsome gentleman of mystery. He may flinch at sudden movements, loud noises, and your existence in general — but once you’re holding him, he becomes a warm, wiggly necktie of contentment. 🤷‍♂️💕

He’s got a very healthy appetite and will never ghost you at dinner time. Honestly, Slim Jim lives for snack time. Same, buddy. Same. 🐁🍽️

He’s looking for a quiet home where he can vibe in peace, enjoy his golden years, and be admired like the living noodle king he is.

📦 Comes with:
✅ Great looks
✅ Years of life experience
✅ Zero legs
✅ All the charm of an uncooked fettuccine noodle that’s been cursed with sentience

Give this long boy the retirement he deserves — warm hides, regular meals, and someone to appreciate his dramatic flair. 👑🐍

*comes with his current tank and set-up*